"What sort of television programs do they show in Hell?"

January 2000

Suggested by Scott Thomas
"My guess is A) HeeHaw B) The Partridge Family C) Anything with Donny and Marie in it. There's so many. Don't forget talk shows, and of course, talk radio is heard in Hell, too."
-- Scott Thomas

"My votes go to the following: A) soap operas (ewww!) B) HeeHaw C) Anything with either Pee-Wee Herman (as opposed to what's-his-name who plays him), the Teletubbies, and Barney."
-- Laura Begley

"Actually, Hell is probably a very subjective thing. People who love Hee Haw would be forced to watch things like Masterpiece Theatre."
-- Duryea Edwards

"Three's Company. Any soap opera, excepting Babylon 5. Star Trek Voyager. MTV (period). Lawrence Welk. Infomercials"
-- Scott Lammers

"Hell is a continuously looped tape of Ernest Saves Christmas. I will say that the only television programming ever to give me nightmares was Days of Our Lives. "
-- R'ykandar Korra'ti

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